Unexpected Items In the Baggies Area: Nuno’s West Ham Are Worse Than Abysmal

A second successive home league defeat to promotion rivals sees the Hammers drop out of the top six and raises huge questions about their promotion credentials. Decisive action will be needed to stop the rot.

A second successive home defeat sent West Ham tumbling to eighth place in the standings as the Championship table begins to sort itself out after Matchweek 13. The days of teams finding their feet and getting settled to a new environment are well behind us, and by the time the international break comes around next week, the season will be one-third completed.

Three teams currently trend above the two points per game (ppg) target typically required for automatic promotion (if you allow for Southampton’s four-point penalty). West Ham are not one of those teams. Instead, they are floundering on 1.69 ppg and might well be grateful that six teams make it into the play-offs nowadays rather than the usual four. Points wise, they are closer to the bottom half than to automatic promotion.

Saturday was another case of same old, same old from Nuno and the team. The usual pre-match platitudes followed by a handful of superficial changes to the starting eleven. Pablo and Austbo preferred to Taty and Solomon in like for like swaps at striker and left sided midfield. And Golambeckis replacing the absent Mavropanos in a move that surprised a lot of people. The excitement of a youngster given an opportunity tempered by the knowledge that it would be Kilman alongside him as mentor. Like taking flying lessons from a blind man. It may be hindsight, but moving Morato into the centre might have made more sense – given he’s certainly no left back.

Other than that, Nuno was not to be swayed from his stubborn insistence on the suitability of an archaic 4-4-2 formation. Or from the certainty that all shortcomings are the result of individual errors and not the system’s underlying flaws. On this occasion though he was facing an opponent setup in a similar fashion. Perhaps we wouldn’t be overrun in midfield for a change.

The question on most fan’s minds was whether it would be yet another slow start from the Hammers. The opening exchanges were encouraging but the energy that saw a corner won in the opening 30 seconds and an incisive Austbo run down the left ten minutes later eventually fizzled out into indifference.

A minor adjustment had been made to the West Ham press from the last successful Pablo and Kante outing at Swansea. Kante was dropping into deeper positions in the expectation that Bowen and Austbo would share pressing duties with Pablo. Fine in principle had it been well drilled, but in practice, it lacked a cohesion. Something that was fully apparent in the simplicity of the Baggies opening goal.

An Albion defender drew an initially reluctant Pablo towards him. One simple forward pass to a colleague in acres of space broke the press completely. From there, a further quick pass in the space between centre and left backs split the Hammers defence wide open. The attacker was free, worked out his angles and the rest, as they say, was geometry.

To their credit, the Hammers clawed themselves level within ten minutes. Kante getting the ‘assist’ credit with a smart pass to Bowen, but the goal was more the result of the skipper’s individual opportunism (and suspect positioning by the Albion keeper) than it was to West Ham carving open the Albion defence. A seventh league goal of the season for Bowen.

Level at the break was not a bad position to be in for a second half team. No need for half-time changes on this occasion. An inspirational dressing room team talk, and the three points would be as good as in the bag.

That illusion didn’t last long. Three minutes in, a cross is allowed to come in from the left, no defenders attack the ball, some stand and watch – and it is 1-2.

This time no rapid West Ham response is forthcoming. Attacks are symbolic; frequent touches in the opposition box but not a single big chance created. Nuno sets the random substitution generator into operation, but the game’s equilibrium is undisturbed.

On 72 minutes the outcome is assured. A corner from the left, keeper frozen to his line, opportunities to clear forsaken, a shot from the edge of the box evading Hermansen and settling into the back of the net. Game over.

It is often argued that West Ham have the strongest squad in the Championship. It’s a subjective claim and the table would beg to differ. What is almost certainly true, however, is that it is the most expensively assembled and highest paid. And with the highest paid manager in the division directing them.

Nuno is no newbie at West Ham. Someone still needing time to educate players in the intricacies of his revolutionary methods. He’s a veteran of over 50 games and still nobody can pick out any identity or personality in the way he wants or intends to play. If he understands it himself, he certainly hasn’t convinced the players. Trying the same thing over and over again and wondering why it fails so frequently is not a strategy.

The one mitigating factor is that recruitment at the London Stadium has a long history of lurching from haphazard and disjointed to expedient. A squad assembled with no direction or plan in mind. But it is the manager’s responsibility to get the best out of the resources available. Nuno is clearly not doing that – or even attempting to in some cases. While some notable aspects of the squad’s shortcomings require reinforcements, others already have better alternatives on the sidelines – but are snubbed due the manager’s thin-skinned ego. Nowhere is this more obvious than goalkeeper and defensive midfield.

There is a stat going around on the internet that since joining West Ham Hermansen has not finished a single match with a positive goals-prevented figure – calculated as the number of goals a keeper conceded to the number of goals they should have conceded based on the quality and placement of shots on target. How shocking is that? Essentially, Hermansen is about as effective as one of those tube men you see air dancing outside a discount furniture warehouse.

The rationale for his inclusion is that he is superior to Areola with the ball at his feet. Never mind this has little value in a team incapable of playing the ball through the lines and eventually resort to long balls anyway.

Saturday’s fixture provided an interesting contrast as to how each team executed their defensive midfield duties. The Albion pair were disciplined and patrolled diligently in front of their centre backs. At the other end, Engels and Mukasa were regularly drawn out to cover the full-backs leaving large open gaps through the centre. And this with a defence that needs all the protection it can get.

Neither Engels nor Mukasa are natural defensive midfielders. Engels should be deployed box to box; Mukasa further forward. The obvious solution (to me) would be to pair either Alvarez or Magassa with Engels and for Mukasa to be competing with Kante for the attacking midfield role.

I’m guessing Nuno has greater access to stats and heatmaps than those I can access for free on the internet – so all this should be no surprise to him. His failure to act can only be put down to the intransigence of a man whose decisions are taken for reasons of personal satisfaction rather than in the interests of West Ham United.

We can only speculate what the owners make of all this – assuming there is anyone paying attention to the day to day running of the club. What do they see when they look at Nuno – a competent leader capable of building for the future? Or the imposter lacking in tactical acumen, man management skills, motivation, match preparation and in-game decisions that the rest of us see?

Never in the history of “x games to save their job” has a manager ever truly turned things around. A temporary reprieve is the best it can get. Can anyone look at Nuno’s West Ham record and conclude he is fit for purpose – either for now or for the future. Nuno must go! Do the right thing board members, you know it makes sense. COYI!

Hammers Need a Response as Baggies Come Calling

West Ham return to the London Stadium on Saturday looking to get back on track after last weekend’s hugely frustrating 3-2 home defeat by Southampton brought our nine-match unbeaten Championship run to an abrupt end. The visit of West Bromwich Albion gives us the opportunity to respond immediately, but this is certainly no routine home fixture. West Ham go into the weekend third in the Championship with 22 points from 12 matches, while West Brom are fifth with 21, so a single point separates the sides.

In fact, that makes Saturday one of those early-season games which may eventually prove rather more significant than it appears at the time. Win it and we put the Southampton disappointment behind us, maintain our position amongst the promotion challengers and create a little breathing space between ourselves and West Brom. Lose, and the Baggies go above us. Breathing space! See what I did there? Yes, I’ve taken note of the big phrase in this week’s budget speech.

First, though, it’s difficult to look ahead without looking back at what was an extraordinary afternoon at the London Stadium last Saturday. Let’s get one thing straight before we start looking for scapegoats. West Ham didn’t lose to Southampton because of the referee. We lost because our opening to the game was dreadful.

Southampton were ahead after only two minutes through Kuryu Matsuki and doubled their advantage through James Bree in the 11th minute. West Ham were shell-shocked, but to our credit we responded strongly and Kyle Walker-Peters, playing against his former club, produced an excellent finish to make it 2-1 after 24 minutes. At that point, we really were back in the game. West Ham were firmly on the front foot and an equaliser seemed distinctly possible, in fact I thought it was inevitable. But instead Southampton struck again.

Lewis Dobbin restored their two-goal advantage on 34 minutes after a succession of blocked efforts, leaving us 3-1 down and wondering how, having played some decent attacking football, we’d conceded three goals in little more than half an hour. It was sloppy defending and Southampton punished it ruthlessly. Sky Sports described our defending for the third goal as “lacklustre” and reasonably called the result a wake-up call for anyone who thought West Ham were going to stroll to promotion. I can’t really argue with that.

Yet the afternoon also left me increasingly irritated by something else. The referee was Michael Salisbury, an official with plenty of Premier League experience. Frankly, at times his performance was baffling. Southampton were winning and naturally wanted to slow the game down. I don’t particularly blame them for that. Most teams would do exactly the same thing in their position. What was infuriating from a West Ham perspective was how little appeared to be done about it.

Restarts seemed to take an eternity. Goal kicks, throw-ins and free-kicks became exercises in running down the clock. Players went down, the rhythm of the game disappeared and Southampton were able to take the sting out of West Ham’s attempts to build momentum. But anyone watching from a West Ham perspective could be forgiven for wondering exactly when Michael Salisbury was going to take control. And then came the first-half stoppage time. Two minutes. Seriously? The first half had contained four goals, scored in the second, 11th, 24th and 34th minutes. Four separate goals. Four celebrations. Four restarts. Add the usual stoppages and Southampton’s determination to take as much heat out of proceedings as possible, and somehow the conclusion was that only two additional minutes were required. It was astonishing.

There isn’t a rule which says a particular number of seconds must automatically be added every time a goal is scored, so we can’t simply multiply four goals by a fixed figure. But equally, you don’t need a stopwatch and a degree in mathematics to wonder how a half containing four goals and all the other interruptions that go with 45 minutes of Championship football could possibly result in just two minutes being added. It looked completely inadequate.

And that is where I think referees have to accept responsibility. If a team believes it can waste time without consequence, it will. Why wouldn’t it? It isn’t Southampton’s responsibility to make sure West Ham have enough time to score. It is the referee’s responsibility to manage the game and ensure that deliberate delays don’t simply reduce the amount of football being played. What made it particularly exasperating was that West Ham were chasing the game and beginning to apply pressure. Every little delay suited Southampton perfectly.

The frustration continued into the second half as West Ham tried to find a way back. Eventually Tomáš Souček scored his 50th goal for the club in stoppage time to give us the faintest hope, but it was too late and Southampton held on for a 3-2 win.

So let’s be absolutely clear. The referee didn’t cost us the match. We did a pretty good job of that ourselves in the opening 34 minutes. But that shouldn’t become a convenient reason for absolving Michael Salisbury of criticism either. From a West Ham supporter’s perspective, his failure to get to grips with Southampton’s game management, allied to the frankly ridiculous two minutes added at the end of a four-goal first half, made an already irritating afternoon considerably worse.

I’ll refrain from mentioning Nuno. Geoff did an excellent job with his views on our manager in his review of the Southampton game this week. I agree with most of what Geoff wrote. I found some of his substitution decisions baffling I’m afraid. Kante and Walker-Peters were two of our most impressive players in an attacking sense and both were withdrawn as we were chasing the game. I love Tomas Soucek in so many ways but his lack of pace and graduation from the Carlton Cole school of ball control are not positive attributes. But just as I was thinking that he did score a splendid goal!

In some ways, Southampton might prove to be a useful reality check. There had been plenty to be encouraged about during our nine-match unbeaten league run, but Saturday demonstrated that nothing in the Championship can be taken for granted. Southampton arrived at the London Stadium, attacked us from the start and made us pay heavily for our mistakes. Now we shall discover something else about this West Ham side: how will we react to a setback?

Our recent form remains pretty impressive. Before Southampton, we’d won 1-0 at Swansea and 6-0 at Lincoln, while previous league games against QPR and Millwall had finished level. West Ham’s overall record after 12 Championship matches is six wins, four draws and two defeats, with 32 goals scored and 15 conceded. Thirty-two goals in 12 games confirms that scoring isn’t exactly our biggest problem.

Keeping them out at the other end occasionally is. And after conceding three against Southampton, another lapse-filled start against West Brom would be asking for trouble. The Baggies arrive in decent form themselves. Their most recent match was a 1-1 draw at Preston, which followed victories over Blackburn and Wrexham. They have six wins, three draws and three defeats from 12 Championship matches and have conceded only 13 goals. That last figure catches my attention. West Ham have scored twice as many league goals as West Brom, 32 compared with 16, but the Baggies’ defensive record suggests we shouldn’t expect them to be obliging visitors. There’s an interesting contrast there.

West Ham matches have often provided goals. Eight of our last ten have contained three or more goals, whereas only three of West Brom’s last ten have done so. That suggests Saturday should become something of a battle of styles, with West Ham wanting to get on the front foot and impose our attacking game while West Brom may be perfectly content if things remain tight and uncomfortable. If so, patience will be important, but hopefully please, not too much patience. After what happened last Saturday, I’d rather we didn’t wait until we’re 2-0 down before we decide to start playing.

Remarkably, this will be the first league meeting between the clubs since May 2021. We won both Premier League encounters that season, beating West Brom 2-1 at the London Stadium in January before winning 3-1 at The Hawthorns in May. Our previous meeting, however, wasn’t quite so enjoyable: West Brom came to the London Stadium in January 2020 and knocked us out of the FA Cup with a 1-0 victory. Those meetings belong to a different era, of course. The rather uncomfortable reality in 2026 is that we’re renewing acquaintances not in the Premier League but in the Championship. Hopefully that’s only a temporary arrangement.

One defeat doesn’t suddenly turn a good start into a bad one. We’re third. We’ve lost only twice in 12 league matches. We’ve scored 32 goals. Before last weekend we’d gone nine league games without defeat. There is still a great deal to be positive about. What this Saturday should tell us, however, is whether we’ve learned anything from Southampton.

We cannot spend the first ten minutes defending as though the match doesn’t start until quarter past three. We can’t give decent Championship sides two-goal leads and expect to keep getting away with it. And we need to rediscover the defensive concentration that had brought consecutive clean sheets before Southampton arrived.

I’d like us to start aggressively against West Brom, but intelligently. Get Jarrod Bowen involved early. Encourage Kyle Walker-Peters to get forward again. Let the crowd sense from the opening few minutes that last weekend hurt and that there is a determination to put it right. Above all, let’s score the first goal. After last weekend, I’m not sure my nerves fancy another afternoon spent chasing the game.

Saturday isn’t quite a must-win match. Not in October. But it is the sort of home game a side with serious automatic promotion aspirations needs to win. Southampton gave us a bloody nose and provided a timely reminder that getting back to the Premier League isn’t going to be the formality some people thought it might be. Now it’s our turn to respond.

My ratings from the Southampton game: Hermansen 5, Walker-Peters 7.5, Kilman 5, Mavropanos 5, Morato 5, Engels 7, Mukasa 7, Kante 8, Solomon 5, Taty 5, Bowen 7. Pablo the best of the substitutes.

Unexpected Item In The Baggies Area: West Ham Must Quickly Resolve Striker Madness

West Ham carry their good form into another eminently winnable Premier League fixture. But they must resolve the striker situation if the second half of the season is to build on the good work of the first.

Once West Ham have seen off their final new opponent of the 2020/21 Premier League season they will have reached the halfway stage in fine fettle. A third league in a row would propel the Hammers on to a grand total of 32 points from those n-n-n-nineteen games. Not bad for a team who had been so heavily tipped for relegation.

Whether the momentum can be carried forward into the second half of the season will depend massively on two things: keeping clear of serious injuries; and reinforcing the most obvious vulnerabilities in the squad. Thumbing its nose at past performance, the squad has fared so much better than usual as far as injuries are concerned. Whether this is simply down to good fortune, or a consequence of improved fitness training only time will tell.

As for the chances of reinforcements, my glass currently stands at less than half full. David Moyes is right to say that he wants to spend wisely, but surely would be bonkers to enter into the second half of the season with just the one recognised striker – and one we know will not be able to play in every game. But decent strikers don’t come cheap, and anyone good enough is likely to be well outside the owner’s current price range, which is geared more towards buying on the never-never. When I heard Moyes say on a press call that bids had already been submitted I swear he had his fingers crossed behind his back.

The Burnley game was an odd affair, but a welcome three points nonetheless. Going ahead so early appeared to confuse the players, but the visitors were easily contained during the remainder of the first half. It was great to see Angelo Ogbonna and Craig Dawson (ably assisted by Tomas Soucek) refusing to be bullied by the Wood and Barnes frontal assault. The start of the second half (possibly the result of a half time pep talk) saw the Hammers looking to put the game to bed, but when the second goal didn’t come, they gradually retreated deeper and deeper – far too much for comfort. When the commentator mentioned Burnley hadn’t manage to score in the last ten minutes all season, and that neither of their replacement strikers (Vydra and Rodriguez) had netted since the last Ice Age, I naturally feared the worst. Fortunately, the game fizzled out and another 1 – 0 win was chalked onto the board. Competent rather than exciting – but an incredible turnaround over last season.

Today’s game sees the return of Fat Sam to the London Stadium. hoping to retrieve some of the gum that he left still stuck under the manager’s seat. It will also a rapid return for Robert Snodgrass to the London Stadium, but not for Grady Diagana, who is absent injured. Despite their win at Wolverhampton at the weekend the Albion job looks to me like an escape too far for Allardyce.

The Baggies certainly worked hard at Molineux but the victory owed as much to Wolves abysmal showing (and two borderline penalty calls) as it did to any excellence of the visitor’s part. Wolves recent decline is a timely reminder as to the folly of relying too much on one striker. Still, the Baggies will have been boosted by the win as they try to put the division’s worst defensive record behind them.

There need be no debate about the Hammer’s preferred line-up for today. It will be the same again unless injuries or positive tests for Covid intervene. That will mean yet another start for Michail Antonio even if it should not be for the full ninety minutes this time. The ideal scenario would be to be safely ahead at the hour mark and allow for the introduction of Mipo Odubeko. None of the other replacement options look remotely attractive.

On Saturday, Antonio became only the fourth Hammer to reach forty Premier League goals and is now just seven behind Paolo Di Canio, who heads the leader board with forty-seven. Amazing and telling that a club competing in its twenty fifth Premier League campaign has been unable to find a more regular and consistent goal-scorer.

Maybe it should ring alarm bells but I feel confident enough to predict a comfortable West Ham win tonight. Allardyce still has plenty of work to do in organising the rabble left behind by Bilic – just as Moyes had to in his first spell at West Ham. His defence is hesitant and unconvincing while there is little threat up front – set pieces being the greatest danger. I can’t see West Ham being anywhere near as accommodating as Wolves and the Hammer will surely create more than enough chances to run out as 3 – 0 winners. At least one more on the scoresheet for Antonio and his sights can be set on overhauling that Di Canio record by the end of the season. COYI!  

Can the Hammers make it five clean sheets in a row?

Big Sam’s Baggies visit the London Stadium

We welcome Big Sam to the London Stadium, once again doing his impersonation of Red Adair, this time trying to save the Baggies from relegation. You have to hand it to him, he hasn’t taken a team from the Premier League down yet, but this could be his toughest challenge yet. Having said that their performance to win 3-2 at Wolves last weekend after coming from behind was a notable achievement, and they will be full of confidence from that as they head into this game.

The final whistle in today’s game will signify the halfway point in the season for us, meaning that a victory would put us on 32 points from 19 games, which must be some sort of record in modern times, certainly as far as in the 25 seasons we have been in the Premier League. And talking of records, our last four competitive games have ended 0-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0. How many of you can remember four clean sheets in a row from a West Ham team? I doubt that it has happened in the top flight for many years, but it did happen in our record breaking season of 1985-86, when we finished third and narrowly missed out on being champions. In that season we had a run of five games (four wins and a draw) without conceding a goal before going down 1-0 to Tottenham on Boxing Day. After that game we had a further two 1-0 wins meaning that we only conceded one goal in eight matches.

Going back even further and looking at our record-breaking season in the second tier (1980-81) when we finished as champions by a country mile, we did have a run of six matches where we didn’t concede, as well as two runs of five games, and one of four, all in that same season. But we were exceptional at that time, and only conceded 29 goals in our 42 league games, only losing four times in that campaign.

But I couldn’t find any more examples (perhaps someone will find one or two?) and I think that those highlight the very good performance of the team from a defensive viewpoint. It has of course coincided with the four game central defensive partnership of Ogbonna and Dawson, both of whom have been a revelation, but the team should be congratulated for defending as a whole, and credit must of course go to the management and coaching staff for the work that they have put in to make this happen.

WHUWBA1In history, there was a period in the 1960’s when there were many goals in home matches against West Brom, and I can remember looking forward to the games because we always seemed to beat them and score a hatful. The first time I remember us playing them was in our cup winning season (1963-64) when I saw the game with my dad. It was in November 1963, around the time that President Kennedy was assassinated, and we beat them 4-2. Geoff Hurst scored a couple. It was the first time I can remember seeing Geoff Hurst take a penalty (Johnny Byrne was our regular penalty taker at the time) and he smashed it as hard as he could to the keeper’s right. He always took penalties that way and even though the keepers knew that they couldn’t often get near them (although Gordon Banks famously did in the League Cup semi-final a few years later!). And then there was a “Good Friday” for me at Easter 1965 as for the first time I was allowed to go to Upton Park with friends rather than any adults being with us. I was eleven at the time. Do eleven year-olds go to West Ham on their own these days? It was an even better Friday for Brian Dear as this was the day he scored five goals in a twenty minute spell either side of half time in our 6-1 trouncing of West Brom. I can recall a newspaper headline of the match report that said “Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear!” Brian Dear was a member of our victorious European Cup Winners Cup side just a month later, a game I watched with my dad high up on the Wembley terracing behind the goal where Alan Sealey scored our two goals.

The following January I was there again when we beat West Brom 4-0 with Geoff Hurst again scoring twice, and also in December 1966 when we “only” beat them 3-0. I missed the game in December 1967 when we lost the game by the odd goal in five, but was back again at the beginning of the next season when we put another four past them with a Martin Peters hat trick. This game was sandwiched between putting five past Burnley the previous week and seven past Bolton four days afterwards.

So in six consecutive seasons of home games against West Brom we won five and lost one, scoring 23 goals and conceding 6. Martin Peters scored six times, as did Brian Dear, with five from Geoff Hurst. No wonder I always looked forward to games against them when I was young.

Conversely there was an awful game in February 1973. It was a shocking game to watch. This was summed up neatly by David Miller writing in the Sunday Telegraph who wrote “This wretched display by West Bromwich – hacking, arguing and niggling throughout – will leave few of those present shedding tears at their imminent disappearance into the Second Division.” The referee had a poor game too with Sam Bartram of the Sunday People writing “Referee Kerkhof’s rumbling of the Albion time wasting tactics was one of the few things that he did right all afternoon.”

Effectively the referee added on an additional eight minutes to the second half purely to allow for time wasting, although it felt like he just wanted West Ham to get the winner that they deserved. And we did too with Pop Robson’s late goal clinching a 2-1 victory. Billy Bonds had given us a first half lead that had been cancelled out by Tony Brown’s equaliser in the second half. West Brom were relegated finishing bottom that season. Just deserts from the game I saw!

I have to say that I enjoyed the Amazon Prime coverage of the Burnley game at the weekend. With Gabby Logan holding the programme together, and an excellent commentary team with Ally McCoist surprising me with his insights as co-commentator, and a very good pair of pundits in Matt Upson and Clinton Morrison I thought they provided a refreshing change from the usual fare served up by Sky or BT Sport. I hope that they get more games.

What will happen today? Can we expect another tight affair? Can we keep another clean sheet? Will Robert Snodgrass spoil our run? The Burnley game was the first time in 18 attempts that I’ve correctly predicted the West Ham score this season so what do I know? I’ll go for a 2-1 win with Snodgrass scoring the visitor’s goal. What are the chances?

Go West: The FA Cup Fourth Round Tie That Neither Manager May Really Try To Win

When the manager was putting together the storyboard for Season 2 of the David Moyes show, he may well have visualised a few games that would stabilise the perilous league position followed a crowd pleasing run at this year’s FA Cup. Unfortunately, it hasn’t quite gone according to script.

After a run comprising one win, one draw and two defeats in the league, West Ham sit precariously just outside the relegation places – on goal difference only. Perversely what might in other times be seen as the comfort of a game in hand over our relegation rivals, could realistically see the Hammers drop into the bottom three after it is played next Wednesday.  Equally, Moyes boast of an unbeaten home record will have been thoroughly tested by next weekend. The manager’s dilemma then is what permutation from his slow and ageing squad does he send out to face West Bromwich Albion in Saturday’s FA Cup Fourth Round tie? The strongest possible side and risk further fatigue to worn-out limbs or adopt a cautious approach and risk stoking the fires of supporter outrage? Either way, the options are few!

Three weeks into the transfer window and it is still more talk than action at the London Stadium – the return of Darren Randolph being all there is to show from the alleged ‘working all the hours efforts’ to bolster the squad.  I suppose it is typical of the Used Car Salesman approach to running West Ham that no ‘oven ready’ list of new recruits had been drawn up prior to the window opening – despite the desperate position the club finds itself in. For the past two or three years many of us have been banging on about a general lack of pace and athleticism throughout the squad; and specific weaknesses at full back and in central midfield. Any chance that the message has finally got through to those charged with running the club?

Adding to the foolishness of the situation is that two of the most promising academy players (Nathan Holland and Conor Coventry) have already been shipped out on loan to lower league sides. Maybe all well and good for their long term development but they could have played some part in proceedings between now and the end of the month.

Perhaps the most interesting dimension to the weekend’s game is the return of the manager formerly known as Super Slav. Since leaving the Hammers, Bilic had a brief unsuccessful stint at club management in Saudi Arabia before being appointed Head Coach of West Bromwich Albion during the close season. It has been a promising start for him at The Hawthorns, although a recent alarming dip in form (no wins in eight games) has significantly tempered Albion’s billing as runaway promotion certainties. They have been very difficult to beat but have been prone to drawing too many games. The distraction of a cup run may not be the highest of priorities for them right now.

This will be West Ham’s sixth meeting  with Albion in the FA Cup dating back to 1913 when Southern League West Ham beat First Division Albion in a first round second replay at Stamford Bridge. There were further upsets in 1933 and 1980 when the Second Division Hammers eliminated their First Division opponents while Albion were easy winners in 1953 and 2015 – scoring four goals on both occasions. Hammer’s fans with long memories will need no reminding that it was the 1980 victory that launched West Ham on the road to Wembley, and our most recent trophy success. Sadly, there will be very few players with the genuine quality of Parkes, Stewart, Lampard, Bonds, Martin, Devonshire, Brooking, Allen, Cross and Pearson available this time around.

Quite what line-up Moyes will go for, with an eye on two important Premier League games in the following week, is impossible to call. Can old-timers Pablo Zabaleta, Mark Noble and Robert Snodgrass really feature in four games in ten days? If not, who can replace them? We are probably looking at starts for Carlos Sanchez, Albian Ajeti and Fabian Balbuena. Hardly the glamour of the cup! It is no wonder that FA Cup attendances continue to fall when there is no telling just how seriously clubs will be taking the games. I am not expecting too much!

One-nil to the cockney boys!