Fifth Time Lucky: Does Moyes Have A Bee In His Bonnet About Not Beating Brentford?

An unexpected and upbeat midweek win in the EFL Cup halted the West Ham slide. Can they maintain momentum over the bogeymen of Brentford?

We are treated to a rare Saturday afternoon kick-off this weekend as West Ham set off across London hoping to bring a first ever Premier League point back from Brentford. Thomas Frank’s Bees have run out comfortable winners in each of the previous four encounters in which David Moyes men were as startled as a deer caught in the headlights in the face of the Brentford onslaught.

Following a poor run of results which saw West Ham pick up just four points from six league games – and lose for the first time in Europe in over a year – some credibility was restored by the midweek Carabao cup win over Arsenal. EFL cup games are not always a great barometer of league prospects and perhaps the lower stakes involved allowed the Hammers to express themselves more freely than is typically the case.  In Mohammed Kudus and Lucas Paqueta Moyes now has two players capable of getting fans off their seats, and their second half performances were teasing glimpses of what could be possible in the right tactical setup.

Since the early days of the season, I had advocated for Jarrod Bowen to replace Michael Antonio further forward and for Kudus to slot in wide on the right. It seemed the logical and most sensible solution given that Antonio rarely scores and does not have the engine to last a whole game these days. It was satisfying to finally see it in action.

Experience warns us not to get carried away by the occasional stunning cup victory. The cup runs during Avram Grant’s ill-fated season provide the ultimate cautionary tale in that respect. But any victory over Arsenal deserves celebration and it was a joy to witness Arteta’s dismay in losing the game. His team selection, however, gave a clear indication that commitment to this competition was not his top priority. A message that clearly got through to the players. The Gunners are not blessed with quality in depth and the hapless Kai Havertz continues to push claims as the most expensive transfer disaster of all time.

It wasn’t only the final scoreline on Wednesday that triggered parallels with the early season wins over Chelsea and Brighton. In each of those games against sides who love to dominate the ball, the Hammers combined determined and resolute defending with ruthless counter-attacking efficiency. If only there was a plan of what to do in games where opponents want to play on the break as well.

The victory added further fuel for the Moyes In/ Moyes Out debate. A dispute which is becoming increasingly polarised and promises to twist and turn as each game unfolds. If we are to believe what we read, the win serves to reset the Moyes Doomsday clock and gives him another six lifelines to play with. In the real world it would seem ludicrous to think that a Club would base its managerial hire and fire policy on ‘a six consecutive defeats and you’re out’ ultimatum – but this is West Ham, so rule nothing out.

Moyes has overwhelming support from the punditerati. What they usually overlook watching highlights from a comfy chair the hospitality box is that the debate centres more on style of play than results. West Ham is not a newly promoted club looking to scrap for the odd point here and there and most supporters want (I think) to see a team prepared to approach every game without fear – where every opponent knows they have been in a game. It’s not too much to ask.

I am not anti-Moyes as a principle and if he chose to spend the next international break on a road trip to Damascus or undergoing spot changing therapy in Leopardstown then I would be happy to support a new improved, less cautious playing style. It’s not that counterattacking football can’t be exciting or produce magic moments – the superb finishes by Bowen at Brighton and Kudus against Arsenal are prime examples – but they come along way too infrequently when the first concern is bodies behind the ball.

Brentford are another side who do not prioritise possession, but no-one could accuse them of being a negative side. The difference is that they press higher up the pitch, leave more players forward, play with twin strikers, and get wide men forward quickly in support. They were under the cosh in the first half against Chelsea last week but came away with a fine win courtesy of two second half goals. The Bees early season results stuttered in the absence of Ivan Toney but the recent form of Mbeumo and Wissa has gone some way to filling the void. Fancy having more than one striker in your squad!

Moyes has been routinely outthought by Frank in previous encounters. His opportunity to even things up won’t helped by the combined suspensions of Paqueta and Edson Alvarez. The absence of Paqueta will mean either a recall for Antonio or a start for Said Benrahma against his old club. Covering for Alvarez is a thornier issue now that he is the only specialist defensive midfielder in the squad – if only a West Ham owned player wasn’t putting in man-of-the-match performances at Southampton. The fudge will likely be a combination of Thomas Soucek and James Ward-Prowse sitting in front of the back four. I really don’t fancy Ward-Prowse in a deeper defensive role.

Emerson will return to the defence after his own one-match ban. He has been a standout performer this season and I have certainly changed my mind about him, especially as an attacking option. The centre back partnership of Nayef Aguerd and Konstantinos Mavropanos had a steady look about it and it would be good to stick with it given how fragile Kurt Zouma’s fitness appears. But can someone tell Aguerd and Dinos to cut down on the automatic hands-behind-the-backs pose. It might be OK for performing a highland reel or dancing to Come On Eileen, but not when defending in the box, please. I know there’s a risk of handball but surely doing it limits the ability of a defender to move forward and block an opponent’s shot.  

The Hammers game plan has failed miserably against Brentford in the past. Thoughts that a better outcome can be achieved by doing exactly the same again would be madness. If Moyes has a cunning plan then now is the time to use it. Else we may need another moment of Kudus magic to lift the spirits. A draw may well be the best we can hope for. COYI!

West Ham are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get

This isn’t the first time I’ve used a slight distortion of a famous quote from Forrest Gump ‘My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates’. The same is true if you follow West Ham. You never know what you are going to get from one season to the next, from one game to the next, and even from the first half of a game to the second half.

We came into the EFL Cup game on Wednesday night on the back of a three match losing run, and were tamely beaten by lowly Everton last Sunday. What a contrast when we faced high-flying Arsenal, albeit with some of their star players such as Saka, Odegaard, Martinelli, and of course the returning Rice warming the bench.

It was not the return to the London Stadium that our last captain would have imagined for his first time back. The Arsenal manager Arteta paid the price of believing that some of his fringe players would be too good for West Ham. Perhaps he’d been lulled into a false sense of security by watching our woeful performance against the Toffeemen just three days beforehand. He, and the 62,000 in the stadium and those watching at home, didn’t expect a Hammers performance that would be a night to remember. We’ve had lost of memorable games in the League Cup in the past, perhaps the 7-0 demolition of a strong Leeds side in 1966 being the pick, but this was most enjoyable too.

Personally I was saddened a little by the booing of our former captain, but everyone is entitled to express their opinion, even if there may have been an element of sheep mentality. The £105 million that we received from Arsenal has enabled us to add some excellent players to the ranks in Kudus, Alvarez and Ward Prowse. In addition to Paqueta and Bowen we have a group of footballers who excite me. I love to watch them, and all apart from the former Southampton captain, who was given a rest until the final 10 minutes of the game, turned it on against the Gunners. It was a far cry form the boring spectacle we had witnessed against Everton.

Kudus was my man of the match, closely followed by Paqueta, Alvarez and Bowen, all worthy of at least 8 out of 10 on the night. In fact I thought that the whole team had good games. In some ways I was surprised by the selection of Paqueta and Alvarez given that they are suspended for the game at Brentford.

We were perhaps fortunate that there was no VAR to intervene when White headed the ball into his own net after quarter of an hour, as Soucek could be clearly seen pulling Ramsdale’s shirt. But I guess so much of that goes on in penalty areas week in and week out.

The move and goal of the night involved an exquisite diagonal long range crossfield pass from Aguerd to Kudus, followed by excellent control before firing the ball into the bottom corner. Bowen added a third and even West Ham fans could then begin to relax a little (but not entirely given our history – remember the game against Arsenal a couple of seasons ago?). Odegaard pulled one back in the 96th minute but by then it didn’t matter.

With just a couple of days rest the attention turns to a visit to the Brentford Community Stadium on Saturday. Brentford are now in their third season in the Premier League, with an excellent manager in Thomas Frank leading them to 13th and 9th placed finishes in their first two campaigns. In a way they are a bit like Brighton in that they seem to be a bogey team in recent times. We finally beat Brighton this season at the eleventh attempt in the league and hopefully it won’t take us that long to secure a victory over Brentford.

We did win there in the FA Cup last season, but the four Premier League matches between the two sides have resulted in four Brentford wins. In each of the four games they scored two goals, whereas we have only managed to score once (in the four games combined) when Jarrod Bowen scored in the 2-1 defeat, the first time we played them in the Premier League in October 2021.

In two of those victories the Brentford goals were scored by Mbuemo and Wissa, two mainstays of my Fantasy Football team this season, who continue to be a threat. In fact Mbuemo has scored three goals against us in those four games so he enjoys playing against West Ham it would seem. Let’s hope he doesn’t do a Calvert-Lewin this weekend.

Both ourselves and Brentford have made similar starts to the season; we are ninth on 14 points whereas Brentford are tenth on 13. Both teams have scored 16 goals in the ten games played, but Brentford have only conceded 12 compared to our 17.

If the pattern of recent meetings is followed then Brentford will score twice and win the game. But a lot will depend on what West Ham team turns up. If we perform like we did against Everton then a defeat will be the most likely outcome. If we can replicate the Arsenal performance then the outcome might be different. West Ham are definitely like a box of chocolates; you never know what you are going to get. That is so often the case from one game to the next. But despite the absence of Alvarez and Paqueta perhaps we can put an end to our dismal run against Brentford on Saturday?.

We’ve been involved in six matches this season that have ended 3-1. Three were wins and three were defeats. Will the Brentford hoodoo continue or (as in the case of Brighton) will it come to an end? Will the final score be 3-1? But to who?